Showing posts with label joke of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke of the day. Show all posts

Monday, 3 February 2014

A MUST READ-Veteran Actress Joke Silva Reveal Interesting Secrets Of Marriage

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The couple have taken time to give people a hint of how they have stayed strong together through adversities, and how to maintain a healthy marriage, come what may.

See excerpts of what they had to say below;

Marriage has been good, it has been wonderful. I met my husband at the National Theatre while we were rehearsing for Jero’s Metamorphosis by Professor Wole Soyinka in 1981. I was to play Sister Rubeka and he was playing the role of Prophet Jero and, at the same time co-directing the play. That was where we met.

He was one of the top African actors in England at that time, whether on stage or on screen. He was the talk of the town. So, I was looking forward to meeting him; when I finally saw him, he was quite a handsome man. Ourfirst meeting, if I could remember vividly, I went to call Miss Ene to come and watch our rehearsal. They were in a production meeting, and, when I entered the office, the first thing he uttered was, “This is the woman I am going to marry.”

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Question of the Day

Ladies will you marry or date these men?

Friday, 7 September 2012

Photo illusion

What do you see? is that a leaf or a lip?

Joke of the Day

For a very long time, Akpos had been battling with a leak in his roof. One fateful night, there was a heavy downpour and he had to move from one corner of the room to the other to avoid getting soaked. The downpour lasted throughout the night and he couldn't sleep all through.

The following morning, he decided to fix the roof. After scouting for a ladder in his neighborhood, he climbed his roof. Climbing wasn't easy as it took almost an hour to get up to the roof and he was panting and sweating profusely.

As he was about fixing the damage, he heard a knock on his door. "Who be that" he screams from the top of the roof. He looks down and sees a tattered looking beggar down on the ground. The beggar says "Excuse me, can I see u?"
What is it that u want to tell me?" Akpos asks. "Just spare me a minute" the beggar requests.

Akpos hustled his way back to the ground, looking tired and demanded of the beggar, "Ok, what can I do for you?" "Can I get N20?" asked the beggar. Akpos looks at him for about 30 secs, then tells the beggar, "Follow me"

Both begin climbing the roof, panting and gasping for breath. They get to the top, both of them now seriously panting. After taking a 10 minute rest, Akpos turns to the beggar and says,

"I no get"!!

Friday, 24 August 2012

Norwegian mass killer,Anders Breivik, declared sane, bags 21 year jail term

This is just so unfair, how can you sentence someone that killed 77 people to only 21 years in prison, what kind of a judicial system is that. This guy was fully armed when he attacked un armed youth while they were camping and wasted their lives.

The norwegian judicial system has got this totally wrong, this guy should serve 77 life sentences for each of the lives he took, what is the world turning into, are we gradually accepting such inhumane activities as normal, just the other day a US congress man said there should be legal rape, what nonsense.

In another 21 years, this serial killer will be let loose, God help Norway.

What do you think should have been the proper judgment for this serial killer? Let's get talking

Thursday, 23 August 2012


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A man was walking in the bush and he saw a lion in front of him, he knelt down and was praying to GOD to deliver him, when he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling also and praying, he asked the lion, Mr. lion are you also a christian? the lion replied, shut up!
don't you pray before you eat?
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